Maximus continues on his quest to… something something Rome? Look, I’m sorry. This script makes no sense, has no structure, and was almost certainly written only during Nick Cave’s blackout periods. Trying to summarize what’s happening in a given…
This week, we’re diving further into Gladiator 2, the aborted attempt to resurrect Russell Crowe’s Maximus by having him… wander aimlessly through the afterlife?
Find out how bad something as great as Gladiator could go wrong!
And don’t forget…
“Gladiator 2,” you may ask? — Yes, you read that right.
“Didn’t the titular Gladiator die,” you may ask? — Oh, yes.
“Who wrote this,” you may ask? — Nick Cave.
“The musician,” you would be remiss not to ask? — The very same.
“I loved ‘Red…
It’s the conclusion of John August’s Preacher script! We got through this in a brisk four episodes because, honestly, it was fucking GREAT! A really solid script deserving of the source material that should have made it to the big screen (though,…
It’s the third installment of John August’s 2010 Preacher script, and we’ve got an Irish Vampire road tripping with a deformed youth, astral projection at a serial killer convention, Jesse and Tulip taken hostage, and something unpleasant going…
John August’s Preacher script moves into full swing as the titular preacher, Jesse Custer, takes possession of the entity known as Genesis, he and Tulip are reunited, we’re introduced to Cassidy and Arseface, and the Saint of Killers comes into play….
While Kelly is sadly indisposed, Shawn and Joshua are joined by Jeff Lewis to read a genuinely good Preacher script written by John August.
Gone is the normal snark and derision, as the gang just thoroughly enjoys an engaging and well-written script….
The FINALE of Shazam!! It’s been quite the journey to get here, but it’s worth it for what must be the single most bizarre ending scenes of any superhero script ever. Or, as this script would put it: THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SUPERHERO FINALE YOU EVER…
Captain Marvel has his first super-powered smackdown.
Billy Batson is revealed as the vulnerable alter-ego of Captain America through a combination of gigantic leaps of logic and miracle-level computer software (that comes pre-installed).
Sivana…
Sivana makes Magnificus a super-powered adversary to Captain Marvel!
This movie says that ‘You’ll Believe a Girl Can Fall!’ — for, like 18 pages!
We see just how much Captain Marvel sucks. Literally.
Sivana kidnaps some billionaires, including…