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43 – A Sweet Kid, Part 2

We pick up with our drug dealer with a heart of gold and his mystery woman after they’ve gone back to her place for some… wine. We conclude Jericho’s tale and move on to talking about the origins of the project and what would have come next, before…

42 – A Sweet Kid, Part 1

Taking a break from pop culture’s greatest mis-fires, the gang turns to their own oeuvre, picking a script written by Jimie, based on an idea by him and Shawn. 

It centers on the kind of likable drug dealer that idiot screenwriters think exist….

41 – E.T. 2: Nocturnal Fears!

Remember the light-hearted wonder of 1982’s E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial? Apparently, Stephen Spielberg didn’t when, that same year, he wrote a 9 page outline for a sequel, rife with child torture, alien abduction and overtones of intergalactic race…

39 – Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 7

THIS IS IT! The moment you’ve all been waiting for! The PENULTIMATE installment of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian!

Okay, I know you’re really waiting for it to be fucking over, but this is the only way I can get through this, so let me have it, okay?

ON…

38 – Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian Part 6

Welcome back to the Deetz Paradise Resort, where you’ll find more than your typical allotment of beachgoing beatniks, fuckable cacti, and culturally ambiguous hawaiian witch doctors!

 

This week, we tackle part 6 of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian by…

37 – Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian Part 5

Trevor, Shawn and Kelly resume reading of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, in which Jonathan Gems continues to prove how little he understands any of these characters, their motivations, the basic idea of the whole concept or even the art of screenwriting. …

36 – Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 4

It’s time to check back in with the Ghost With the Most™ as he once again is hired to perform a Bio-Exorcism of the Deetz family… but this time in Hawaii!

It’s sure to be a fun— I’m lying. It’s awful. Just awful. Come join us in mocking the…